Get into a spooky mood with these 20 dad jokes for Halloween! These are guaranteed to be a real scream!

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
– Because you can see right through them.

What is a witch’s favorite subject at school?
– Spelling.

What’s the best dessert to eat at Halloween?
– I scream!

Why did the ghost go to the pub?
– For the boos.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
– To go to Body Shop.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
– ‘You suck.’

Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula?
– He has a bat temper.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
– Mali-boo.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
– Because he had no body to go with.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
-A broom closet.

What do ghosts eat for supper?
– Spooketti

Why did Dracula go to the library?
– He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into.

Why don’t skeletons fight?
– Because they don’t have the guts.

What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
– Scarespray.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
– Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Why didn’t Dracula get married?
– He never met a nice Ghoul

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
– No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
– Bone appetit !

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
– They would only let him be BAT boy

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
– To stop his coffin.