Unsure how to properly hold a baby? Don’t worry, because Jordan Watson, an expert baby-holder is here to help. He has created an epic video tutorial on how to hold a baby.

Watson demonstrates 17 different ways to hold a baby, coming up with a clever name for each one, starting simple with the “Standard Shoulder Hold,” which can easily become the “Need to Pick Something Up Chin Standard Shoulder Hold.” He eventually shows off some more complicated moves like the “Dance Partner” and the “Show Off to Other Dads Superman.”