The baby shield is up! RED ALERT! Evasive maneuvers! All hands to battle stations!

In space, no one can hear a sound, but in a bedroom, a baby in a crib or adjoining room can hear a kiss. So, it can get to seeming like the little one has set up an impenetrable blockade, stopping all traffic or trade between parents, left to simply drift in the lonely vacuum.

Intimacy then becomes a bit of an exploratory frontier for parents, to seek out new babysitters and new possible occasions, to boldly go where they haven’t gone. In a pretty frigging long time. For more than five or so minutes.

 

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