No wonder our children never listen. We treat them like jerks.

In this funny video, three moms poke fun at the way parents talk to their children, and how absolutely ridiculous it sounds if we spoke the same way to adults.

Megan, what are you doing?

I was going to pour some more wine.

Wait. No. You still have wine to drink. Finish the wine that I already gave you, and then you can ask me for more and I’LL pour it for you, okay?

I just…

DON’T SASS ME.

OMG, our poor kids.